Do NOT do in Super Smash Bros. Brawl:

1. Fly into Kirby or Dedede's mouth

2. Try to make friends with Dedede's Waddle Dee minions

3. Thinking Falco/Fox/Wolf's guns are friendly shooting stars

4. Underestimating a fungi (that's Kirby. They say he's a puffball. Puffballs are fungi)

5. Not KOing creatures that look cute

6. Spaaks are NOT Krackos, and do NOT drop Waddle Doos, so don't be scared of them. When they turn black they're NOT Spaak's Revenge, so ARG! Forget it.

7. Complaining that Mewtwo was gone and they replaced it with dumb Lucario (Lucario is actually good!!!)

8. Saying that Tabuu is a naked guy with butterfly wings. Yes, he's got butterfly wings, but he's apparently made out of energy and got too lazy to put some clothes on.

Now, I realize the posts are slightly messed up (find them in the Blog Archive), but I think you'll do fine. Welcome to the world of Super Smash. Bros Brawl.

Which game series deserves another character appearance in Brawl?

Monday, March 15, 2010

THINGS YOU DON'T NOTICE ON SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL

There's a lot of things "Pro Brawlers" claim, but not all know very strange things about Super Smash Bros. Brawl...

The Jigglypuff Glitch

This is surely among the most popular glitches in Brawl, so I won't bore you with the details. This enables Jigglypuff's Final Smash (Puff Up) to stay for the rest of the match. As a reminder, Puff Up makes Jiggly grow huge and push everyone off the stage, although on large stages such as Onett, Bridge of Eldin or Mario Circuit, it doesn't really work unless she's on the very edge of the stage. However, if you're big the entire time, that's an entirely different story. The steps? Simple. Easiest on Training Mode, but if you want to snap a picture have a friend (so CPU won't attack you and tell your friend to just sit there and wait). Use Jigglypuff, obviously. Go to the Bridge of Eldin, obtain a Smash Ball but DO NOT USE IT. Wait until the guy on horseback breaks the bridge, then when it starts to repair, jump in the middle of the gap while it's not finished yet and use the Final Smash. If your timing is right, Jigglypuff will remain big for the remainder of the match, unless if she dies. If Yoshi swallows with the egg thing, Jigglypuff grows double in size.

The Introduction

Okay, you all know the Introduction Movie in Brawl, with the audi famam illius, solus in hostes ruit, et patriam servavit. Yeah, that's the one. When you first get the game and watch the intro for the first time, you realize that there's gaps in the line of characters. That's because that apart from a few characters, every single unlockable character is missing from the showdown until you get it. Cool? No, you probably don't think so.

The Secret of Link

I'm not making fun of anyone here, but I'll just tell you: Link wears earrings. They're blue hoops, and I think he only has one.

The Greatest Vulnerability of R.O.B.

You've all heard of ROB, right? Well, ROB is an okay fighter. Not the greatest, but not the worst. Well, he's got a great vulnerability, but you can't use it to your advantage. To see it you need Unrestricted Camera, but you need to hack it. Well, you can see it in some photos in www.brawlsnapshots.com, but I'll just tell you...

At the base of ROB's unit, there's an on and off switch.

Don't They Get Dizzy Yet?

In the Subspace Emissary, and when you see a door in midair, and you go in, well, you'll get a surprise. Instead of trotting through it in the normal way, they spin through the door. Personally I found it creepy, but I don't think anyone else does.

Imitating Sonic

No offense to anyone, Sonic included, but I'm surprised. At least the characters should be able to swim. I know what you're thinking - Sonic can't swim at all, so how can he swim in Brawl? That's one question. However, if you stay in the water for too long, well, you drown. Simple as that. Remain too long, you'll go tumbling to the bottom with no way to get back up. I find it intriguing, because I can't imagine someone like Kirby drowning. Another thing: Landmasters also drown in water.

Someone's Gone Mute...

Not intended to offend anyone, but when you come to the Brawl title screen where it says in big letters, "SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL", and below it, "PRESS ANY BUTTON TO CONTINUE." Brawl is the first game in the series to not have the announcer yell out the name!

Where Does The General Keep His Armies?

You all know this one. Up his sleevies. It's true! Test it out yourself! Use slow motion, be King Dedede, and throw out a Waddle Dee! You'll see that it... comes out of the king's sleeve!

Final Cutter Stays True To Its Word

You all know Kirby's Down-B. They call it Final Cutter. However, very much like Ike's Up-B, Kirby will keep going down until... he either hits the ground, or KO's himself. Bottom line, don't use Final Cutter over an open hole.

How Do You Do It?

Ice Climbers never slip on ice, very much unlike other characters who slip and slide a lot. It can be frustratingly annoying on Target Smash Level 4.

Lefty... And A Half

Link and Toon Link are the only left-handed characters, and while Link's Final Smash arrow can go as far as the entire length of Final Destination, but Toon Link can only go half as far?

Charge It! Charge It! CHARGE IT!

Mr. Game and Watch's Oil Panic attack is an absorbing attack. In short, he can absorb three projectiles that charges his oil in a bucket. If he absorbs three of Ness or Lucas's PK Flashes, it can deal mass amount of damage, but if he did something weaker such as Fox's blasters, it would cost minor damage. In Super Smash Bros. Melee, if he used it on Roy countering another Roy, it can deal 386& of damage?

I'll come back later to add some more stuff. Huge credit to super-smash-bros.wikia.com!

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