Do NOT do in Super Smash Bros. Brawl:

1. Fly into Kirby or Dedede's mouth

2. Try to make friends with Dedede's Waddle Dee minions

3. Thinking Falco/Fox/Wolf's guns are friendly shooting stars

4. Underestimating a fungi (that's Kirby. They say he's a puffball. Puffballs are fungi)

5. Not KOing creatures that look cute

6. Spaaks are NOT Krackos, and do NOT drop Waddle Doos, so don't be scared of them. When they turn black they're NOT Spaak's Revenge, so ARG! Forget it.

7. Complaining that Mewtwo was gone and they replaced it with dumb Lucario (Lucario is actually good!!!)

8. Saying that Tabuu is a naked guy with butterfly wings. Yes, he's got butterfly wings, but he's apparently made out of energy and got too lazy to put some clothes on.

Now, I realize the posts are slightly messed up (find them in the Blog Archive), but I think you'll do fine. Welcome to the world of Super Smash. Bros Brawl.

Which game series deserves another character appearance in Brawl?

Sunday, March 7, 2010

MY OPINION ON TIER LISTS

Okay, I'll just say it straight-out.

Tier lists are STUPID and USELESS and they NEVER work.

For instance, Meta Knight is among the best on the tier, and Olimar is among the bottom. I set Olimar and Meta Knight to CPU, level nine, three stocks each, 300% damage each. Olimar owned Meta Knight 3-0. See what I mean? However, when I set a rematch, Meta Knight won three times in a row, but then Olimar took over again. See what I mean now?

Tier lists are stupid, face it. I'm sorry, but that's the truth. Characters all have good moves, and those who don't are skilled at dodging and recovering. One way to win a brawl is to make your opponent frustrated by always dodging, just standing there and whenever the attacks come in you dodge. Then you lay your blow when they let their guard down. It's true. Those who might suck in one category are good in another. Peach has good recovery, Olimar is skilled at dodging if you know how to use him, Kirby is good in dodging and recovering and close-distance attacks, unless if he copies an ability, but I think he's powerful because Sakurai made him. Anyhow, Meta Knight is good at close-range attacks as well as recovery, same with Pit. Come on, face it. Tiers are useless.

More examples? Sonic is very skilled at dodging, but his only good attack is Super Sonic, as of his Final Smash. He is very fast, making it harder for Snake's grenade launcher to get him, as well as the Halberd's Main Cannon #2 and the dragoon. Ike and Marth are both powerful, but have poor recovery and are rather heavy, making it harder to get back onstage. Donkey Kong is a brute, but he is also very heavy, and, yeah. No character is skilled in all categories, not even Kirby. Those who are light have easier recovery, but get blown further. Those who are heavy have harder times recovering from a fall, but they don't get blown as far. See what I mean?

I'll say this one last time:

TIER LISTS ARE USELESS.

There. Face it.
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