Do NOT do in Super Smash Bros. Brawl:

1. Fly into Kirby or Dedede's mouth

2. Try to make friends with Dedede's Waddle Dee minions

3. Thinking Falco/Fox/Wolf's guns are friendly shooting stars

4. Underestimating a fungi (that's Kirby. They say he's a puffball. Puffballs are fungi)

5. Not KOing creatures that look cute

6. Spaaks are NOT Krackos, and do NOT drop Waddle Doos, so don't be scared of them. When they turn black they're NOT Spaak's Revenge, so ARG! Forget it.

7. Complaining that Mewtwo was gone and they replaced it with dumb Lucario (Lucario is actually good!!!)

8. Saying that Tabuu is a naked guy with butterfly wings. Yes, he's got butterfly wings, but he's apparently made out of energy and got too lazy to put some clothes on.

Now, I realize the posts are slightly messed up (find them in the Blog Archive), but I think you'll do fine. Welcome to the world of Super Smash. Bros Brawl.

Which game series deserves another character appearance in Brawl?

Saturday, March 20, 2010

FINAL SMASH EQUIVALENTS

I'm going to introduce the Final Smash equivalents, just for the sake of it. Note that some aren't exactly the some don't have matching ones at all, but I'm just listing these because I'm bored.

Falco = Fox = Wolf*

Zelda = Sheik

Toon Link = Link**

Lucas = Ness

Marth = Ike = Ganondorf***

Mario = Samus = Pokemon Trainer

Pit = King Dedede****

Kirby = Zero Suit Samus

Diddy Kong = Yoshi

Pikachu = Sonic

Luigi = Donkey Kong *****

Bowser = Wario = Mr. Game and Watch******

Captain Falcon = Meta Knight

No equivalents: Ice Climbers, Jigglypuff, Lucario, Olimar, Peach, Snake

*Wolf's Landmaster has more maneuverability than Falco or Fox but lasts shorter (17 secs compared to 10)
**Link's arrow goes as far as Final Destination, but Toon Link's goes half as far
***Ike's does some drama but basically are the same
****Okay, not exactly the same, but they both "attack you with their minions
*****They both affect anyone in the area
******All transform themselves into something greater
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