SSBB - BE A PEST...

This is how to be a pest whenever you're facing your friend and feels like some revenge... whether your friend had stolen a Maxim Tomato or a Dragoon piece just when you wanted to get it... or they pulled a prank on you in real life like when at school, they disconnected your keyboard and connected it to your neighboring computer, and vice versa... or, you simply feel like pulling a prank. Either way, invite them over and get ready to humiliate them. If they're the touchy type, get an ally and be ready to snap photos or record videos. Get ready for the funniest Brawl Hour of all time!

Never attack. Only dodge. Or shield. And keep running, too. For "maze stages" such as the Temple, keep running like there's no tomorrow. Also, taunt when there's time. Get your friend really frustrated... at first it may not work but after ten minutes of it I guarantee that they'll be steaming.

Just stand there doing nothing. You might not know how this could be funny, but if you're just an easy target there's no sense in brawling. Taunt your friend, too, and if he/she is really frustrated then begin jumping off the stage. That'll be the seasoning to knocking your bud around.

Be really lame and not yourself. Put in some effort, though. If you suck originally - no offense - then you won't have to worry. For stock matches, keep going and if you're about to get KO'd (like 100% sure, e.g. falling down in helpless mode, or being blasted at a high percent) pause RIGHT BEFORE YOU DIE if you have one stock left, and your buddy is winning. Then quit the game. It's really fun. For timed matches or coin matches at your friend's "one-second-until-I-win!" mark pause and quit then. You'll have to be lame because you want your friend to beat you, and then piss them off at the last second. True, they won, but they didn't get a full-out winning screen with them dancing on their hands or something like that.

Pause the game and make lame excuses to do stuff. Go to the bathroom. Check your e-mail. Call another friend. Clean up the couch because it's "dirty". Go outside and get the newspaper that's sitting on your front door (if you have them delivered). Get some stuff to eat. Pretend to have a fight with your sibling you've persuaded to get on your side. All the time, keep your remote with you and have your friend fume for the next half-hour+ while you go around doing the dishes. Extremely funny.

Pause the game at random. Like, just before your friend gets a chance to KO someone, pause, say something lame like, "oops, sorry, I was trying to taunt" or "I wanna snap that photo". When you're finished, sometimes your friend will forget what they were going to do, sometimes lose a beat in their combo, or just get mad at you but gets to do whatever they were going to do anyways.

When your friend pauses the game to go to the bathroom or to get something to eat, and leaves the room but forgets to bring their remote with them, unpause the game and continue. If there's CPU players in it say, "I accidentally sat on the remote and I didn't have time to pause it because *name of CPU player* was trying to beat you up. I was your bodyguard but I think I was hitting you instead of *name of CPU player* instead. Sorry". If it's just you and your buddy, then say, "You paused it? When? Where? Why? What? Who?"

Spam... a lot. Pikachu's B, Kirby's side-B, Fox's B, whatever. Just spam.

Sing a really annoying song while you're at it. "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves... everybody's nerves... everybody's nerves... I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes! Da da da da! *Repeat*" or "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! Take one down pass it around! 98 bottles of beer on the wall! *Repeat, except the bottles of beer go down. When you're at one bottle, say half a bottle, an eight of a bottle, etc*" or "Meep meep meep meep *repeat 99999999999999 times*".

Say a completely different language while communicating. If you don't know another language, speak Gibberish. Or pretend to not understand what the other person is saying.

Be a pest and stand in front of them, blocking their view of the TV and hopefully their remote sensor.

If you and your buddy play sitting down on the same couch, put your feet up on your friend's legs. If your feet smell... well, that's an added bonus.

While your friend's not watching (gone to the bathroom, etc) switch your remotes. Now you have your friend's, and your friend has yours, but hopefully he/she won't notice. Who stares at those little blue lights on the remote anyways? Now you control the other character, and it truly is Chaos Control!

While in the Subspace Emissary, die on purpose. Like a lot. If you're Player 1, then keep falling down the same hole or insisting on getting a trophy you know you've already got. Or keep on jumping, saying, "how do I get up there?" Or, say, "Hmm... I wonder what's down there" and jump off the stage. Or, say, "Those metallic robot thingys are so cute! I'll make friends with them! Ow! Hey! You hit me!"