Do NOT do in Super Smash Bros. Brawl:

1. Fly into Kirby or Dedede's mouth

2. Try to make friends with Dedede's Waddle Dee minions

3. Thinking Falco/Fox/Wolf's guns are friendly shooting stars

4. Underestimating a fungi (that's Kirby. They say he's a puffball. Puffballs are fungi)

5. Not KOing creatures that look cute

6. Spaaks are NOT Krackos, and do NOT drop Waddle Doos, so don't be scared of them. When they turn black they're NOT Spaak's Revenge, so ARG! Forget it.

7. Complaining that Mewtwo was gone and they replaced it with dumb Lucario (Lucario is actually good!!!)

8. Saying that Tabuu is a naked guy with butterfly wings. Yes, he's got butterfly wings, but he's apparently made out of energy and got too lazy to put some clothes on.

Now, I realize the posts are slightly messed up (find them in the Blog Archive), but I think you'll do fine. Welcome to the world of Super Smash. Bros Brawl.

Which game series deserves another character appearance in Brawl?

Sunday, February 21, 2010

WORST 5 FINAL SMASHES

5. Snake. Okay. Same as dragoon, basically. Okay, maybe not the exact same thing, but if you run around a lot Snake is most likely to miss, unless he/she has good reflexes and know what you're gonna do. With CPU it's easy to dodge. Honestly? I think it sucks, but it's my opinion and you can think it's awesome yourselves. Nothing against the fans out there, of course.

4. Donkey Kong. Well, if you were one of the floaters this would be easy to dodge, Pit especially, and Kirby. You just fly away and stay there until it's finished. At least he won't KO you. Well, not that I care, really. Every match is a friendly match, but then bongos are a pretty creative Final Smash but I won't stretch into that.

3. Jigglypuff. Yeah, I'm sorry, but Jigglypuff's is just really easy dodge. You just fly and wait until he's small again. You stay in the air for like, what? Three seconds? Easy with floaters, and those whose attacks slow your fall it's easy too. And with larger stages it's also easy. I'm sorry, but it just sucks.

2. Ness/Lucas. Well, they're the same, aren't they? You watch if a comet/whatever it is is coming, then you dodge it. If you don't have time turn into someone else with Sheik/Pokemon Trainer. Easy.

1. Peach. I'm sorry. It sucks. Peach just makes a bunch of peaches, right? Well, you can dodge it if you're outside of her picture, or if you're hanging on a ledge. It's just easy. Sorry.

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