Do NOT do in Super Smash Bros. Brawl:

1. Fly into Kirby or Dedede's mouth

2. Try to make friends with Dedede's Waddle Dee minions

3. Thinking Falco/Fox/Wolf's guns are friendly shooting stars

4. Underestimating a fungi (that's Kirby. They say he's a puffball. Puffballs are fungi)

5. Not KOing creatures that look cute

6. Spaaks are NOT Krackos, and do NOT drop Waddle Doos, so don't be scared of them. When they turn black they're NOT Spaak's Revenge, so ARG! Forget it.

7. Complaining that Mewtwo was gone and they replaced it with dumb Lucario (Lucario is actually good!!!)

8. Saying that Tabuu is a naked guy with butterfly wings. Yes, he's got butterfly wings, but he's apparently made out of energy and got too lazy to put some clothes on.

Now, I realize the posts are slightly messed up (find them in the Blog Archive), but I think you'll do fine. Welcome to the world of Super Smash. Bros Brawl.

Which game series deserves another character appearance in Brawl?

Sunday, February 21, 2010

COOLEST 5 FINAL SMASHES

Note: these aren't the best. They just look cool.

5. Lucario. Honestly, that whole laser-beam thing is just really cool, and you can control it too. Now, it would be better if it controlled itself, but it's still cool.

4. Link/Toon Link. The Triforce Slash is cool, too. There's the Legend of Zelda symbol floating in the air when you connect with someone, and you hit them like five times and use the final cut to KO them. And then, if you got multiple characters, you let go of them one stroke early, so you can use the KO blow for one guy. Lucky him, huh?

3. Ike. The first move is okay, not bad, but then he lifts his victim up and deal damage to them in mid-air. I mean, it's just cool. You even get a close-up version, and it's awesome... unless you're the victim.

2. King Dedede. I just think it's cool because he throws out Waddle Dees and Waddle Doos and even Gordos out of his sleeve. His minions push everyone else off the stage, although Jigglypuff would be more effective. But it's really cool.

1. Kirby. Okay, some of you think Kirby suck, but personally I think he's awesome. True, his Final Smash is really easy to dodge, but honestly, I think it's rather creative. Okay, sure, there's Cook Kirby, which is practically the same thing as his Final Smash, but I just like the way he cooks everybody.

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