Do NOT do in Super Smash Bros. Brawl:

1. Fly into Kirby or Dedede's mouth

2. Try to make friends with Dedede's Waddle Dee minions

3. Thinking Falco/Fox/Wolf's guns are friendly shooting stars

4. Underestimating a fungi (that's Kirby. They say he's a puffball. Puffballs are fungi)

5. Not KOing creatures that look cute

6. Spaaks are NOT Krackos, and do NOT drop Waddle Doos, so don't be scared of them. When they turn black they're NOT Spaak's Revenge, so ARG! Forget it.

7. Complaining that Mewtwo was gone and they replaced it with dumb Lucario (Lucario is actually good!!!)

8. Saying that Tabuu is a naked guy with butterfly wings. Yes, he's got butterfly wings, but he's apparently made out of energy and got too lazy to put some clothes on.

Now, I realize the posts are slightly messed up (find them in the Blog Archive), but I think you'll do fine. Welcome to the world of Super Smash. Bros Brawl.

Which game series deserves another character appearance in Brawl?

Sunday, February 21, 2010

WORST 5 CHARACTERS

5. Snake. I'm sorry, but I keep blowing myself up with his grenades. Sure, his hangar thing is cool, but I can't control it and I die way too many times in the Halberd. The only reason why he's not third is because his taunt can KO. If someone is like 400%, you use the cardboard box and have the 400% character beside you. When you take off the box he goes flying.

4. Ice Climbers. I can't do it without Nana, and I keep accidentally leaving her behind. Sorry, but without Nana I can't do the tether thing.

3. Mr. Game and Watch. I don't even know how his Final Smash is supposed to KO. I'm sorry, but whenever I run someone over they just climb back up again. I can dodge it too, with no problem, but, you know. I'm no good. I know that he's very powerful for some of you but he's a) too light for me and b) I don't know how to control his attacks.

2. Peach. She sucks. Sorry, but she does. She can't really jump and her umbrella is the reason I can't jump on most platforms because they disappear before I can land on them. And her Final Smash is very easy to dodge, too.

1. Olimar. Sorry for those Pikmin-fans out there, but most of Olimar's attacks has got to do with Pikmin, and they keep dying. He can't jump very high and his attacks are weak. I can dodge his Final Smash completely with less than 10% damage, which is something considering I still can't dodge most Final Smashes.

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