Do NOT do in Super Smash Bros. Brawl:

1. Fly into Kirby or Dedede's mouth

2. Try to make friends with Dedede's Waddle Dee minions

3. Thinking Falco/Fox/Wolf's guns are friendly shooting stars

4. Underestimating a fungi (that's Kirby. They say he's a puffball. Puffballs are fungi)

5. Not KOing creatures that look cute

6. Spaaks are NOT Krackos, and do NOT drop Waddle Doos, so don't be scared of them. When they turn black they're NOT Spaak's Revenge, so ARG! Forget it.

7. Complaining that Mewtwo was gone and they replaced it with dumb Lucario (Lucario is actually good!!!)

8. Saying that Tabuu is a naked guy with butterfly wings. Yes, he's got butterfly wings, but he's apparently made out of energy and got too lazy to put some clothes on.

Now, I realize the posts are slightly messed up (find them in the Blog Archive), but I think you'll do fine. Welcome to the world of Super Smash. Bros Brawl.

Which game series deserves another character appearance in Brawl?

Sunday, February 21, 2010

BEST 5 FINAL SMASHES

5. Kirby. Kirby is cool in general, but you can sidestep his attack, although you gotta time it exactly right. Other words, it's awesome but it's hard to dodge (unless you're Zelda or Pokemon Trainer).

4. Marth. Pretty much the same as Ike's, except it's harder to dodge. Sidestepping won't work here. Trust me, I've tried. With fast characters and Floaters it's easier, but... you know.

3. Wolf. It looks like Fox and Falco's, but it's much, much, more dangerous and powerful. However, it's got shorter time than the other pilots, so it's okay. With Pit this is a piece of cake, but when you pick random it's sorta hard to land it on Pit and Wolf.

2. Diddy Kong. You should worry more about him than his peanuts. Know why? Diddy Kong can KO you if he rams into you, or at least cause mass damage. His peanuts are nothing compared to him.

1. Sonic. Six words for dodging him: GET THE HELL OUTTA THE WAY! Sonic's is really hard to dodge, and it takes a long time to do it perfectly.

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